And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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