THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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