Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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