It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If that was your dad, he is hot
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
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