that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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