My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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