Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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