I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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