this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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