Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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