Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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