I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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