Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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