Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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