O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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