one might say we're banned from that church
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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