Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I am available for nakedness
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Randomize
