And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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