So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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