return my video game
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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