I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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