Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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