But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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