I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
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