she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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