there was a trapeze. enough said
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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