She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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