playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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