like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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