It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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