A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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