wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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