Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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