I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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