3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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