There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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