help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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