How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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