In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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