why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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