just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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