I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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