Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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