I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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