Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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