problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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