And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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