I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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