Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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