You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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