It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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