I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you win again, gameday.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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