yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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