I can't watch pbs sober anymore
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
