He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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