Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I forget how to act sober
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