This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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