"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm at about main and main street
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
there is puke in my bra ... again
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